im sure most of you remember the 1996 film titled ZARKORR! the Invader...right? if you dont, allow me to remind you of this disturbingly lame ass movie...all that i can tell you and all that is known is 'A giant monster rises out of a mountain side and then some dumbfuck rednecks come out and say "Avalanche!", then the extremely slow creature somehow moves towards the city destroying everything in its path with a seriously cheesy lookin death ray from its eyes. Tommy, a postal worker, is having breakfast at 3 a.m., then sees a tiny girl who warns him about a giant alien/dinosaur type thing nuking the city. so he goes out and finds ZARKORR's 'off' switch...which is a gigantic shield that protects the horrible acting human and bounces back onto itself...then poof...the monster is gone...whoopty doo.

i saw this movie when it first came to the video store back in 96', and decided it was the most godawful peice of crap ive ever seen...

my story, Zarkorr is an Invader from planet Irk...thats right...IRK. as in Invader ZIM's home planet... Zarkorr was created by the Irken scientists and was sent to assist in the IMPENDING DOOM 3 assignment. after the most horrible x-mas ever, Zim returns to earth, right behind him was a meteor carrying the creature...

that, my friends, is another story...